OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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