Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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