In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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