i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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