Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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