I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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