he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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