i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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