Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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