she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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