Don't you send me to vm
hotel room ftw
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
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Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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