the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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