I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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