I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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