Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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