i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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