i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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