my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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