I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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