So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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