i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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