yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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