She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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