I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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