We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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