Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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