they need to just BURY HIM!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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