Don't you send me to vm
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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