Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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