I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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