some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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