can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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