im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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