The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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