Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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