i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize