Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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