...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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