if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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