I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I enjoy the company of your penis
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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