belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I take back everything I said about communal showers
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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