dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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