trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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