i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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