Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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