Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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