Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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