She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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