It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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