Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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